Sanna Lilja…

11 4 / 2018

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

(via transheadcrab)

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26 2 / 2018

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via kittykitkat124)

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12 2 / 2018

lesbuchanan:

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??

(via nox-or-lumos)

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29 12 / 2017

animericans:

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways

(via crumbier)

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29 12 / 2017

lesbianrey:

Are Millennials Killing the DUI Industry

(via dulect)

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09 12 / 2017

(Source: jasun.me, via only1600kids)

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23 11 / 2017

cloudfreed:

gaypussyretard:
cat astrology
these are absolutely all Correct

(via feyresands-deactivated20200624)

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12 9 / 2017

mastermind-madd:

benenhaley:
dlrk-gently:
Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me
Oh my loooord
The Reviews™ are in

(via spongebobssquarepants)

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10 9 / 2017

gyarurun:

jughell:
remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?
i remember bella willing to die for the dick

(via taos-peach-ass)

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29 8 / 2017

laderdesders1:

fitmaree:
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

(via confirmance)

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24 7 / 2017

girlschasinggirls:

straightgirls:
this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via baracknobama)

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19 7 / 2017

furikomaru:

pokemonprofessor:
robotsandramblings:
scotchtapeofficial:
thefeelofavideogame:
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
reblog if ur a striminal
#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL
nice.
I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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17 3 / 2017

boy-positive:

Normalize boys touching eachother without it being sexual. Normalize boys hugging. Normalize boys being affectionate. Normalize boys needing each other. Normalize strong friendships between boys.

(via earledgrey)

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13 3 / 2017

cardassiansunrise:

unmutekurloz:
phanstop:
wontforgets:
snowwanderer:
jeanqueerschtein:
kohai-san:
fuck-you-im-australian:
mr-egbutt:
residentevils:
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”
accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’
accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”
typing “hte” instead of “the”
typing “laso” instead of “also”
typing “oaky” instead of “okay”